There’s a new slore in town…
and her name is Flavia Colgan.
I don’t know what possessed me to pause briefly on Tucker Carlson’s MSNBC crapfest… wait, I have too many comments competing for the same parenthetical aside… how to proceed… must enumerate in no certain order…
1) How far will Tucker Carlson fall? MSNBC? Do they even still get their own channel, or do they just buy airtime from Oxygen? When will someone put this channel and this douchebag out to pasture?
2) Does Tucker spell Repressed Homosexual with capital letters?
3) Tucker, you’re not George Will. You’re as evil as him, but you’re not as smart. Lose the bowtie.
4) $50 says the bow comes pre-tied.
okay, now on to Flavia - who, if you haven’t seen her, looks basically like a brunette version of Ann “I eat baby hearts for snacks” Coulter - you know, she’s sorta hot in a dominatrix kind of way, but once she opens her mouth, you fear for your pecker - obviously, both of these women were never told they were pretty as little girls. (By the way, Coulter went to UofM law - no wonder she’s a uppity wench.) Coulter? Cornell. Flavia? Harvard. (sigh - so disappointing) More on Flavia’s Coulter-esque qualities in a moment…
So I come in midstream, when Flavia is ripping apart Hillary Clinton (did people light into Margaret Thatcher with personal attacks like this?). Immediately, my ire is up, because I think Hillary gets a raw deal. Of course she’s dirty - she’s a fucking politician. ALL POLITICIANS ARE DIRTY. (If you doubt this, stop reading and shoot yourself - you are too naive to live in modern society.) It’s the nature of the beast. You gotta give action to get action. The word “politics” has a negative vibe for a reason - to get things done, you have to work the system. But at the very least Hillary tries to do some good work while trampling her way to the top. That’s more than you can say about our current regime.
Anyway, Flavia is basically blowing Tucker, telling him how right he is about whatever bullshit he said earlier in the show, and Tucker is smirking with this “I had Coulter - you’re next” grin on his face. I am about to put a brick through the TV, completely incensed that rightwingers now have their pick of blonde or brunette as spank material, when I decide to look up this miserable c*nt online.
She’s a Democratic strategist. Seriously. Worse? She thinks she’s a political journalist. With a degree in Religion from Harvard. I don’t know what angers me more - the fact that she’s a filthy slut+whore with no moral compass who will sell herself to the highest bidder (read: biggest audience), or the fact that she can’t write. I’m no journalist, but Flavia has the expository skills of an eighth grader.
As I’m reading some of her pieces that people (read: male editors who want to bang her) have actually published, it starts to make an eerie sort of sense. She’s kinda hot, she’s got a big mouth, and she has opinions. She’s Coulter. Worse, she can’t seem to pick a side. I didn’t think there was anything worse than Coulter, but I’ve found it.
Of course, I predict big things for Flavia. She looks good on TV. She probably gives an excellent hummer and has absolutely no shame or pride. Bet me Flavia is all over the place during the 2006 elections.
Stupid tramp.
